while in the midst of making 2 budget binders due on friday (8 total overall)
(oh please believe i will have one to show you all wondering why i am a hermit).
i came across this article, which provided some classic quotes:
“He was explaining to his son what a squeeze bunt was. Commercial break, the ad comes on, and the kid asks, `Dad, what does porno mean?”‘ Rawitch said. [side note: yessss cause you know that later on in life that kid will remember this moment and add the definition for squeeze bunt to urban dictionary
Last quote:
“If they want to call the movie `Zack and Miri,’ that’s fine, but Zack and Miri cannot make a porno on my bus shelters,” Cutler said. [side note: ummm… i used to not have a car, bus shelters were the kickin it spot… you know what is offense at a bus shelter?! having a guy jack off in front of you while wearing nothing but a trench coat. TRUE STORY! it happened to me at 2nd Ave Extention and S. Jackson… want to know what’s more offensive? this site is… no porn though.]
aghhhh. back to cutting out tenant names and sticking them on floor plans.
ps. porn is great.
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