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the words in my head don’t always translate to the fuckery that exits from my mouth

rant and rave session October 29, 2008

this post will span me the next 4 hours that i am at work.  i have been at work for almost 6 (?) hours and seething through my soul and skin is the absolute disgust i have for this post pardum puberty bull shit and anyone clutching onto their washington state drivers license.

the reason why this post will span the next 4 hours is because i break my hour lunch into random segments. during those segments i check the market (which last time i checked it was tanking again 300 points), gossip, real news and corral some junk food (which mind you has been straight murder death killing my stomach). maybe just maybe i will go to the bathroom or walk the property.

anyways, i am going to go back to working on my accounts payable since i won’t be in my office tomorrow. as i will be shlepping downtown again.

[this break has been brought to you by: your common sense, because if you don't use it, people like me will exploite your stupidity, which is known to run rampid in non-common sense using situations]

i hate when food makes me calm again. now i need to muster up my anger… agh.

okay, so to get from kent to tukwila in the morning there is various ways i could take. normally i would take this route:

kent-kangley to 116th to 256th to benson to james to west valley highway to 180th to andover park west.

during this seemingly ridicuouls drive off “the hill” i have to dodge the fleet of buses coming out of the bus barn at kent-meridian and various metro routes. not to mention the occasional jaywalker. anyways, my point about this whole trip is the james to west valley portion. south king county drivers, i fuck you not. i am NOT playing when it comes to this area. it is bad enough i need to ream a new one to sound mother fucking transit for putting down those train cross signs for 5-7 extra minutes when the sounder is loading passengers. why do i need to wait why they are boarding?!? unless another train is coming, please, i beg of you LET. ME. GET. TO. FUCKING. WORK. with all that unnecessary waiting i could have made it down to west valley highway and spead down that lovely new paved stretch of heaven.

speaking of that lovely new paved stretch of heaven…

headed north on west valley means that at the corner (after the dinosaur rocks place or whatever it is called) it goes from 30 to 50. if you are me, at the intersection of james and west valley that means it is 50. whatever floats your boat, but mother fuck.

one week later….

i originally wrote that on 10/22. i was pissed off, a lease document was taking it’s snails ass of a pace to chicago, i was in the midst of completing 2 budget binders…

…now it’s 10/29. all my worries have been resolved and now i am in the midst of completing 6 budget binders.

i am no longer mad, but about to get lunch with my bossy boss.

a calm shannon should spark fear in your hearts, because you know someshit is about to go down.

 

monday morning madness September 15, 2008

Filed under: monday morning madness, morning fuckery, the craziness around me — hypocriticalmess @ 3:50 pm
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just a few things from last week…

the circus was in town..

the circus was in town..

...the BEST circus!

...the BEST circus!

i got to see the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus train blaze through downtown (the tracks by alaskan way) on monday before the manager’s meeting at the pier. it was a sight! :)

 

also… please always remember:

this picture says so much.

this picture says so much.

blame a former tenant of mine for this comment.

 

2008 Election September 10, 2008

Filed under: morning fuckery, the craziness around me — hypocriticalmess @ 6:46 pm
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i just finished reading this wonderful commentary on race, gender and age during this election.
it is about damn time that people started opening their eyes and owning up to what they really believe in. it’s not going to bother me if you out right tell me that you vote one way or another for one reason. my boss is the perfect example. she votes republican because her and her husband make a lot of money a year.

but, at the same time… the whole racial issue. i thought we as people were more accepting and have evolved from racism. back in 1988 i was getting called n*gger on the playground like they were saying my name. if we wiped the black off obama and turned palin into a dude and made mccain immune to cancer and guaranteed he won’t die, then what do we have?

history repeating itself

it is time for a change, wether it is a woman VP or a black president, this country needs to worry about can i afford this bill or that bill and if you have a job tomorrow.
race, gender and age is not the answer.
who’s going to do what for the economy, the war, the unemployment rates, education, same-sex marriage, etc. vote for who you believe in, not because you don’t think you can’t trust the black man.

or you can get over yourself you racist ass hole. cause i was being way too nice throughout this entry…

ps. i haven’t been writing too much because it’s budget season for my job, so i have to do 2 budgets on my own and help out with one other… periodically checking in… :)

 

this man is AMAZING! August 27, 2008

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wow. wow. wow.

i hope you get that extra bag of peanuts…

 

 

Circle of Life… August 25, 2008

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as you may or may not know, it was doing that rain dizzle yesterday. it was quite refreshing to to take a cold ass snooze, do some laundry, watch the olympics…

…then, when i was putting away my laundry i walked past my window and saw the fuckery rain dance…

*sigh* poor poor girl

*sigh* poor poor girl

 to get this picture, i had to run back into the living room to get my phone. do the normal vault over my couch and bed. she was all carefree and nonchalant. just singing and twirling in the rain with cars pulling into the lot doing the slow creep wonder what dark magic she thought up for the rain storm. after the picture i continued my laundry and she disappeared. i had gone back into my room when i heard…

queen, you just can’t wait to be queeeeennnnn.