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the words in my head don’t always translate to the fuckery that exits from my mouth

If your black and you know it clap your hands… October 13, 2008

Filed under: marterialistic greed, morning fuckery — hypocriticalmess @ 3:34 pm
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This weekend I finally had enough time and no scheduling conflicts to visit my sister up in bellingham. I hadn’t been up there since the last part of June before I moved and before she and I went home for a well deserved summer break.

We were catching up on TV and I saw that the Real Housewives of Atlanta was coming on. My roommate told me how ridic(ulous) the women on there were. My sister only echoed the sentiment. So I took a look for myself.

For a former “let’s make unnecessary drama” participant, I was welcomed back home with 5 “housewives” that had too much money and very little of the housewives title. However did the bring, as Perez would say, the “dramz”. Here’s the formula for the pilot episode:

$$$$$$$$ + black – housewife * servants = those idiots racist people that are fucking up the election (oh don’t deny you haven’t heard about it…)

Oh. You don’t think this ties together, eh?

Wait wait. Here is another formula: $$$$$$$ + blacks^ignorance = race wars or we can do better.

That show is the blatant definition of why so many people ( I could have said white people but I didn’t because there are some black people that think this and by some I mean me) think when they watch Housewives think, “oh so that is what happens when blacks get money”. Although it isn’t any different than everyone else, why did it seem so bad when I watched it? Am I over looking something?

Perception sucks but got damnit. Act like you are doing something with yours. It isn’t a bad thing that you would want to donate it or give back to a struggling community. Hell. Because really this is what people think when all is blacks get money.

Please view visit jibjab so that you can see why this is a problem… *sigh*

Clickty clackety clack clack!

 

the ongoing war on starbucks August 22, 2008

Filed under: marterialistic greed — hypocriticalmess @ 6:12 pm
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do you get bloated and stuff? – paige

it was a good idea... at the moment.

it was a good idea... at the moment.

it’s hard to enjoy something when you know a physical aliment is in your way. what i like to enjoy on a cold day is maybe some hot chocolate, green tea or maybe if i am lucky a passion tea lemonade. well for me, on wednesday that happened to be a carmel latte. hot.

mistakeeeeee.

i guess the mistake was when i uttered “grande, please” out of my mouth. the other mistake was on the barrista’s fault for writing my name (when the fuck did that start going on?!) on the cup. it wasn’t really a mistake, but hot damn… it reminded me of one of Jeff Dye’s jokes about getting the “frufru drink” with all the hipster’s standing around.

“PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!!!”

anyways, my physical aliment that my mother denies often is that i am lactose intolerant. this shit is rough in the streets. pretty much i can’t do large quantities of milk and cheese. ice cream is also a no go. however, cheese is my weakness, and cereal eating hasn’t been a problem. yogurt and i are tight as well…

back to the story at hand. sloth and i are like this son! *crosses fingers* so about 4 sips into this i started to get incredibly sick… because i am a fan of getting my money’s worth i slurped that hybrid mess down. what the fuck is in starbucks drinks?!?! that mess is beyond normal. the above forementioned drink dehydrated me. that’s right, i said dehydrated. that seems impossible, but i was still messed up this morning.

grrr… i’ll get you starbucks!!