h y p o c r i t i c a l * m e s s

the words in my head don’t always translate to the fuckery that exits from my mouth

thanks mom and dad! August 29, 2008

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my name couldn’t be anymore original…
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ps. my ass hurts sooooo bad! i fell on the floor in the bathroom of a bar in issaquah late afternoon yesterday. on purpose.

 

I would like… August 26, 2008

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….a new set of lungs, because this sucks rocks.

i have been tired all damn day. i feel like i have been floating underwater for HOURS. and to top it off i am at work for another hour and 25 minutes because i have to pick someone up from the airport…

at least i get to have wendy’s for dinner. yum. yum.

anyways, i was just bitching for the moment…carry on.

 

elaborate intro-duct-shun August 22, 2008

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there’s no messages – joe

hi… i’m shannon. this is the 3rd blog i am signed up for. i have been somewhat inspired to rant and rave lately. so i am going to do that. i always have a lot of my mind. words are very powerful you know…

i am 25 year old hypocritical mess.

that’s saying a lot for me. but real quickly, just for your sake, i’d like to point somethings out. i hope to not go over these things again, however e l b o r a t i o n is key to any strong relationship.

*rolls eyes*

1. i type in all lowercase.

2. you might hate me and what i write in 4 minutes, 4 days or 4 months.

3. i am trying making a valid attempt to stop swearing.

4. my car (the c-wheezhay) is a weapon and since i own it. i am allowed to use it as such.

5. i plan on posting at least 2 more times today.

stuff that you would like to know: i live in warshington, i have a twin, i live with one of my best friends and her dog, i work in south king county, i was kicked out formally dismissed from wsu, i love shoes, my parents are still hitched and live in the central time zone.

feel free to ask me anything. odds are no matter e l a b o r a t e the story might be. it’s actually true.