umbrella-ella-eh-eh FAIL!
this is exactly why umbrellas should be extinct.
(sorry for the blurry picture, i was driving)
rant and rave session October 29, 2008
this post will span me the next 4 hours that i am at work. i have been at work for almost 6 (?) hours and seething through my soul and skin is the absolute disgust i have for this post pardum puberty bull shit and anyone clutching onto their washington state drivers license.
the reason why this post will span the next 4 hours is because i break my hour lunch into random segments. during those segments i check the market (which last time i checked it was tanking again 300 points), gossip, real news and corral some junk food (which mind you has been straight murder death killing my stomach). maybe just maybe i will go to the bathroom or walk the property.
anyways, i am going to go back to working on my accounts payable since i won’t be in my office tomorrow. as i will be shlepping downtown again.
[this break has been brought to you by: your common sense, because if you don't use it, people like me will exploite your stupidity, which is known to run rampid in non-common sense using situations]
i hate when food makes me calm again. now i need to muster up my anger… agh.
okay, so to get from kent to tukwila in the morning there is various ways i could take. normally i would take this route:
kent-kangley to 116th to 256th to benson to james to west valley highway to 180th to andover park west.
during this seemingly ridicuouls drive off “the hill” i have to dodge the fleet of buses coming out of the bus barn at kent-meridian and various metro routes. not to mention the occasional jaywalker. anyways, my point about this whole trip is the james to west valley portion. south king county drivers, i fuck you not. i am NOT playing when it comes to this area. it is bad enough i need to ream a new one to sound mother fucking transit for putting down those train cross signs for 5-7 extra minutes when the sounder is loading passengers. why do i need to wait why they are boarding?!? unless another train is coming, please, i beg of you LET. ME. GET. TO. FUCKING. WORK. with all that unnecessary waiting i could have made it down to west valley highway and spead down that lovely new paved stretch of heaven.
speaking of that lovely new paved stretch of heaven…
headed north on west valley means that at the corner (after the dinosaur rocks place or whatever it is called) it goes from 30 to 50. if you are me, at the intersection of james and west valley that means it is 50. whatever floats your boat, but mother fuck.
one week later….
i originally wrote that on 10/22. i was pissed off, a lease document was taking it’s snails ass of a pace to chicago, i was in the midst of completing 2 budget binders…
…now it’s 10/29. all my worries have been resolved and now i am in the midst of completing 6 budget binders.
i am no longer mad, but about to get lunch with my bossy boss.
a calm shannon should spark fear in your hearts, because you know someshit is about to go down.
ignorance October 13, 2008
As much as I would like to think that part of a humans thinking comes and goes. It isn’t quite that simple. It isn’t something that happens by hitting your head on the ground or whatever. Ignorance is like a plague that has run ramped in so many of you idiots that we can’t keep track.
Now, I can compare ignorance and common sense as an aquired attribute. But I want to give the common sense folks some credit, since common sense is a good attribute. But let me get back to ignorance.
Ignorance is bliss.
You want to know why that is oh so very true? Because of how much of a dumb ass you are when you are being an ignorant idiot.
Example:
Redneck hillbillies at McCain rallies calling Obama a terrorist.
REALLY?!
Are you so sheltered to think that this family man is going to have the country bombed or something of that nature? It makes me so mad that to think that there are people that haven’t evolved. It is 2008 for god sake! You can’t be trapped in this all white snow globe world you want to live in. It doesn’t work that way. Change is something that happens everyday. You can’t deny or stop it. Hell change happens to your hillbilly ass everyday as well.
You want to know who else is ignorant? You “former democrats”. You all are just racist. Saying that you “just don’t know about Obama” or some other wild ass bullshit is beyond me. Tell me the fucking truth. I want reasoning to why you aren’t able to vote for Obama! I am all about honesty and I just can’t understand what is going on.
It isn’t just white white white anymore. There are many more of us out there. Accept it. Believe in the change. Want to change. Because if you don’t, being stuck in your old ways will hurt more than you think.
i heart my phone but… September 16, 2008
this shit is absofuckinglutely annoying…
i just read that it was a joke, however that old man and his crew need to stfu. for. shizzle.
morning fuckery August 27, 2008
whoever ran over this on 180th in tukwila right before you get to andover park west, needs to be shot.
i had my windows down and i haven’t eaten yet. that smell slapped the living mother fucking shit out of me.
i know you only hit it because you either were drunk or thought it was a cat (or both, because you are probably heartless). YOU PUT ME THROUGH SOME UNBEARABLE PAIN THIS MORNING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
i pray you have a rematch with that godforsaken animal…
I would like… August 26, 2008
….a new set of lungs, because this sucks rocks.
i have been tired all damn day. i feel like i have been floating underwater for HOURS. and to top it off i am at work for another hour and 25 minutes because i have to pick someone up from the airport…
at least i get to have wendy’s for dinner. yum. yum.
anyways, i was just bitching for the moment…carry on.
With a little love… August 25, 2008
…and some pissed off’edness…
south seattle fuckery
…some dog ran out into a street causing screetching tires and monkey* ramming his car into the back of someone elses car…
the fuckery jump off will commence when he gets back.
lots of my car being driven from west seattle, tukwila, kent and auburn.
*note: monkey is my ex-boyfriend… lol.
