my name couldn’t be anymore original…
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ps. my ass hurts sooooo bad! i fell on the floor in the bathroom of a bar in issaquah late afternoon yesterday. on purpose.
totally the truth August 27, 2008
i have become a recent fan of stuff black people hate. if you haven’t read the blog before, please do. i am sure you will relate to at least 80% of the blogs that chris (the writer) speaks on.
but today, in one of his final posts, chris made a vaild point. if we go to shit and then you don’t like it, change your mind, do some back peddling then you can proceed to blow it out of your ass.
i watched part of mrs. clinton’s speech yesterday. i saw the last few minutes of it cause i got home late, but i changed it to watch this lovely gem. my only plea to voters out there is this:
understand who you are voting for. know what they are about. cause honestly, i don’t think you want 4 more years of the last 8. not voting for obama because he isn’t ready or black (oh yeah, i said it), isn’t a reason why. apply your life situations to what both candidates are going through right now. can you relate to them or not? seriously if you are choose a non-valid reason not to vote for one or the other or not at all, then you are stupid.
plain and simple. you should be honored and elated that you even can vote.
so suck it the fuck up and stop being such a piss ass motherfucker about it.
morning fuckery August 27, 2008
whoever ran over this on 180th in tukwila right before you get to andover park west, needs to be shot.
i had my windows down and i haven’t eaten yet. that smell slapped the living mother fucking shit out of me.
i know you only hit it because you either were drunk or thought it was a cat (or both, because you are probably heartless). YOU PUT ME THROUGH SOME UNBEARABLE PAIN THIS MORNING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
i pray you have a rematch with that godforsaken animal…
I would like… August 26, 2008
….a new set of lungs, because this sucks rocks.
i have been tired all damn day. i feel like i have been floating underwater for HOURS. and to top it off i am at work for another hour and 25 minutes because i have to pick someone up from the airport…
at least i get to have wendy’s for dinner. yum. yum.
anyways, i was just bitching for the moment…carry on.
With a little love… August 25, 2008
…and some pissed off’edness…
south seattle fuckery
…some dog ran out into a street causing screetching tires and monkey* ramming his car into the back of someone elses car…
the fuckery jump off will commence when he gets back.
lots of my car being driven from west seattle, tukwila, kent and auburn.
*note: monkey is my ex-boyfriend… lol.
Circle of Life… August 25, 2008
as you may or may not know, it was doing that rain dizzle yesterday. it was quite refreshing to to take a cold ass snooze, do some laundry, watch the olympics…
…then, when i was putting away my laundry i walked past my window and saw the fuckery rain dance…
*sigh* poor poor girl
to get this picture, i had to run back into the living room to get my phone. do the normal vault over my couch and bed. she was all carefree and nonchalant. just singing and twirling in the rain with cars pulling into the lot doing the slow creep wonder what dark magic she thought up for the rain storm. after the picture i continued my laundry and she disappeared. i had gone back into my room when i heard…
queen, you just can’t wait to be queeeeennnnn.
HOT vs. HOV August 22, 2008
no… this isn’t about “being hot” or the HOV himself. it’s a suspiciously placed possible hypocritical rant about me, you and SR 167.
apparently the double lines are illegal to cross
i like to know what’s going on in my own backyard. i watch the news and what not, but when this press release was released from the washington state department of transportation on fucking up the only method of freeway traffic in the valley, i was curious to the impact. the press released on 4/30/08. at that time i was still living in the death match so i didn’t give a flying rats ass because i could hop directly on I-5.
[...okay for those who might not know, there are 3 major routes that run north and south in western washington: I-5, I-405, SR 167 (aka the valley freeway). when i say major, i mostly mean that they have speed limits that max at 60 (in the area). 167, runs through the valley. you either live on the hill or in the valley....]
in july i moved to kent. by then the loved HOV lanes, turned into this. HOV lanes were cool because if you felt like it you could hop in and out of the lanes whenever you wanted to. most of the time being a single occupant, i used it as my own personal passing lane when i got pissed off at some stupid fuck driving in front of me. any hot mess, so when i started coming home during the week from west seattle i was forced (for the quickest route home) to start taking these HOT lanes.
(if you decided not to click the links) HOT lanes stand for high occupancy toll lanes. during peak hours of traffic you are only allowed to enter and exit during the dashed lines. now after 7pm. it’s a free for all. so i don’t think that those HOT rules should apply. now, my problem with this HOT lane deal is this:
open to all traffic...my ass.
are you able to pass the double whites even after 7pm, since it is the free for all? i can honestly say, my single occupant ass has been using it as a passing lane and a driving lane, entering and exiting as i please since july. two conversations with jones (my best friend and roommate) have come up about this same thing. i tell her that i do cross the illegal double whites. then she reminds me it’s illegal (then i also hear her saying that i sometimes am committing a reckless driving act)…. i looked and looked on the FAQ and i can’t find not a jesus looking that tells me that i can. all i want to do is enter and exit the freakin HOT lane as i please. is that too much to ask?
…apparently it is…
that should explain EVERYTHING
the ongoing war on starbucks August 22, 2008
do you get bloated and stuff? – paige
it was a good idea... at the moment.
it’s hard to enjoy something when you know a physical aliment is in your way. what i like to enjoy on a cold day is maybe some hot chocolate, green tea or maybe if i am lucky a passion tea lemonade. well for me, on wednesday that happened to be a carmel latte. hot.
mistakeeeeee.
i guess the mistake was when i uttered “grande, please” out of my mouth. the other mistake was on the barrista’s fault for writing my name (when the fuck did that start going on?!) on the cup. it wasn’t really a mistake, but hot damn… it reminded me of one of Jeff Dye’s jokes about getting the “frufru drink” with all the hipster’s standing around.
“PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!!!”
anyways, my physical aliment that my mother denies often is that i am lactose intolerant. this shit is rough in the streets. pretty much i can’t do large quantities of milk and cheese. ice cream is also a no go. however, cheese is my weakness, and cereal eating hasn’t been a problem. yogurt and i are tight as well…
back to the story at hand. sloth and i are like this son! *crosses fingers* so about 4 sips into this i started to get incredibly sick… because i am a fan of getting my money’s worth i slurped that hybrid mess down. what the fuck is in starbucks drinks?!?! that mess is beyond normal. the above forementioned drink dehydrated me. that’s right, i said dehydrated. that seems impossible, but i was still messed up this morning.
grrr… i’ll get you starbucks!!
elaborate intro-duct-shun August 22, 2008
there’s no messages – joe
hi… i’m shannon. this is the 3rd blog i am signed up for. i have been somewhat inspired to rant and rave lately. so i am going to do that. i always have a lot of my mind. words are very powerful you know…
i am 25 year old hypocritical mess.
that’s saying a lot for me. but real quickly, just for your sake, i’d like to point somethings out. i hope to not go over these things again, however e l b o r a t i o n is key to any strong relationship.
*rolls eyes*
1. i type in all lowercase.
2. you might hate me and what i write in 4 minutes, 4 days or 4 months.
3. i am trying making a valid attempt to stop swearing.
4. my car (the c-wheezhay) is a weapon and since i own it. i am allowed to use it as such.
5. i plan on posting at least 2 more times today.
stuff that you would like to know: i live in warshington, i have a twin, i live with one of my best friends and her dog, i work in south king county, i was kicked out formally dismissed from wsu, i love shoes, my parents are still hitched and live in the central time zone.
feel free to ask me anything. odds are no matter e l a b o r a t e the story might be. it’s actually true.
